1 00:00:08,550 --> 00:00:10,593 Baleciaga said they sent the bag, so I know… 2 00:00:12,345 --> 00:00:14,597 - Oh, my fucking God, are you serious? - Wow! 3 00:00:14,681 --> 00:00:16,224 - Cute. - Oh, my God. 4 00:00:16,307 --> 00:00:18,852 It's beautiful. Should I bring it? 5 00:00:18,935 --> 00:00:22,022 Absolutely, Quen will love that bag. And you can put your stuff in it. 6 00:00:22,105 --> 00:00:23,940 Quen just posted a video in that bag… 7 00:00:24,024 --> 00:00:25,608 - Wait, really? - …where she, like, trips and falls 8 00:00:25,692 --> 00:00:27,444 and breaks her tooth, it's so funny. 9 00:00:27,527 --> 00:00:29,529 - I'm excited. - Hold on, let me find it. 10 00:00:29,612 --> 00:00:31,364 Maybe you can just text us when you do find it, 11 00:00:31,448 --> 00:00:32,949 and we can watch it on our own time. 12 00:00:33,033 --> 00:00:34,325 We have to do a good job at this party. 13 00:00:34,409 --> 00:00:36,745 - Do we? - This is, like, a huge opportunity for us. 14 00:00:36,828 --> 00:00:38,580 - We could level up. - Maia, relax. 15 00:00:38,663 --> 00:00:41,624 I'm just saying, she's one of the LA "it" girls. 16 00:00:41,708 --> 00:00:43,209 Yeah, I know, but like, it's just a party, 17 00:00:43,293 --> 00:00:45,003 and she's, like, my kind of people. 18 00:00:45,086 --> 00:00:46,963 Like, I'm feeling we're gonna be best friends right away. 19 00:00:47,047 --> 00:00:48,840 Yeah, I mean, you're like, internet friends. 20 00:00:48,923 --> 00:00:49,826 Yeah. 21 00:00:49,841 --> 00:00:52,052 Like, you don't know if you'll be real best friends. 22 00:00:52,135 --> 00:00:53,887 - Right. - You know, that's like, 23 00:00:53,970 --> 00:00:56,723 - years of building. - I mean, we could be though. 24 00:00:56,806 --> 00:00:58,308 - Totally. - I'm just excited. 25 00:00:58,391 --> 00:01:00,560 You just don't know what she's like. 26 00:01:01,686 --> 00:01:04,105 Okay, I was thinking maybe we could send 27 00:01:04,189 --> 00:01:07,692 the PR stuff to Alani's, if you're cool with that, 28 00:01:07,776 --> 00:01:09,694 - instead of here? - Oh, I just… 29 00:01:09,778 --> 00:01:11,488 I'm living there right now, 30 00:01:11,571 --> 00:01:13,281 and I just don't want people to know my address. 31 00:01:13,364 --> 00:01:15,784 I just feel like I'm gonna have a stalker really soon. 32 00:01:15,867 --> 00:01:18,286 So then, what, the stalker's just gonna come to my house? 33 00:01:18,369 --> 00:01:20,789 No, Maia, they don't care about you, you're fine. 34 00:01:20,872 --> 00:01:22,499 You have to be careful. Like, once a stalker 35 00:01:22,582 --> 00:01:24,042 has your address, it's game over. 36 00:01:24,125 --> 00:01:26,252 I'm so serious. There's this lady 37 00:01:26,336 --> 00:01:27,837 who still thinks my dad lives at my house. 38 00:01:27,921 --> 00:01:30,340 Every single week, she sends a fucking envelope 39 00:01:30,423 --> 00:01:31,800 with a bullet in it to my fucking house. 40 00:01:31,883 --> 00:01:33,134 - What? - Yeah, yeah. 41 00:01:33,218 --> 00:01:34,385 - Oh! - Dylan! 42 00:01:34,469 --> 00:01:36,805 Hey, hey. 43 00:01:36,888 --> 00:01:38,681 I was in the other room, like, the entire time. 44 00:01:38,765 --> 00:01:40,517 - Just grabbing a layer. - Hi, baby. 45 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:44,312 Are you scared someone's gonna fuck your sexy girlfriend? 46 00:01:44,395 --> 00:01:47,482 We have an open flirting policy. Dylan's very secure. Very secure. 47 00:01:47,565 --> 00:01:49,067 - I'm very secure. - Oh, okay. 48 00:01:49,150 --> 00:01:51,319 I'm also very secure with not going to some influencer's, 49 00:01:51,402 --> 00:01:53,113 like, mansion party thing. 50 00:01:53,196 --> 00:01:56,116 Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, my love. She's not some influencer. 51 00:01:56,199 --> 00:01:58,034 - It's Quenlin fucking Blackwell. - Mm. 52 00:01:58,118 --> 00:01:59,869 Like, learn celebrities' names, please. 53 00:01:59,953 --> 00:02:02,705 And it's not even at her house. It's at an undisclosed location. 54 00:02:02,789 --> 00:02:04,999 They're sending us the address an hour before. 55 00:02:05,083 --> 00:02:09,337 Very exclusive. Like 80-20 ratio, famous to not famous, so. 56 00:02:09,420 --> 00:02:13,216 Okay, you need to get dressed. 57 00:02:13,299 --> 00:02:14,592 - Ooh. Okay. - Oh. 58 00:02:14,676 --> 00:02:16,261 Oh, I'm gonna go, baby. 59 00:02:16,344 --> 00:02:17,470 I love you, baby, be safe. 60 00:02:17,554 --> 00:02:18,554 - Bye, Dylan. - Love you. 61 00:02:18,596 --> 00:02:19,722 I love you. 62 00:02:19,806 --> 00:02:20,932 - Oh. - I love you! 63 00:02:21,015 --> 00:02:22,684 - Love you. - Thank you. 64 00:02:22,767 --> 00:02:24,144 It's the address. 65 00:02:24,227 --> 00:02:26,896 - I knew it. - Wait, what the fuck? 66 00:02:26,980 --> 00:02:29,774 - What? - The party's at Elijah Wood's house. 67 00:02:29,858 --> 00:02:32,360 - What? - So weird. 68 00:02:32,443 --> 00:02:34,362 So fucking random. 69 00:02:34,445 --> 00:02:36,156 - What? - Is Quen fucking Elijah Wood? 70 00:02:36,239 --> 00:02:39,659 Elijah Wood from Lord of the Rings, or… 71 00:02:39,742 --> 00:02:41,327 Yeah, that's the one. 72 00:02:41,411 --> 00:02:42,620 Like what? 73 00:02:42,704 --> 00:02:43,746 Oh, my God! 74 00:02:43,830 --> 00:02:44,998 - What the fuck? - Oh, my God. 75 00:02:45,081 --> 00:02:46,791 - Alani! - I'm fine. I know, I'm fine. 76 00:02:46,875 --> 00:02:48,918 This is a lot for me. 77 00:02:49,002 --> 00:02:51,337 Get fucking dressed, let's go! Let's go. 78 00:02:52,338 --> 00:02:53,506 The fuck? 79 00:02:57,760 --> 00:03:01,306 - Wow. Oh, my God. - Okay, Elijah. 80 00:03:01,389 --> 00:03:02,807 Got that North money. 81 00:03:02,891 --> 00:03:04,726 Got that Good Son paper. 82 00:03:04,809 --> 00:03:05,810 - I see you. - Right. 83 00:03:05,894 --> 00:03:07,562 Okay, Charlie, did you just google him? 84 00:03:07,645 --> 00:03:10,607 - 100%. His IMDB is robust. - Tallulah? 85 00:03:10,690 --> 00:03:12,275 - Yeah? - I was thinking you should… 86 00:03:12,358 --> 00:03:14,360 - Hi! - …totally make a TikTok with Quen. 87 00:03:14,444 --> 00:03:15,653 - Okay. - But like, don't ask her. 88 00:03:15,737 --> 00:03:16,905 - You don't wanna seem desperate. - Right. 89 00:03:16,988 --> 00:03:20,617 There's like this rule in LA that you can't ask a more famous person 90 00:03:20,700 --> 00:03:22,076 to make a TikTok with you. 91 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:24,579 Just like, let her take the lead because it's her party. 92 00:03:24,662 --> 00:03:27,498 Right, I mean, I think you might be overthinking it a little bit. 93 00:03:27,582 --> 00:03:29,959 We've been DMing for weeks. We're friends. 94 00:03:30,043 --> 00:03:33,546 Right, because she likes your videos. Like, she liked the Paulena video. 95 00:03:33,630 --> 00:03:36,549 - And she thinks I'm cool. - Right, because of our video. 96 00:03:36,633 --> 00:03:38,092 Oh, my God, look at that house, too. 97 00:03:38,176 --> 00:03:39,886 You guys, it's actually, like, shocking that Elijah Wood 98 00:03:39,969 --> 00:03:41,763 managed to, like, end up 99 00:03:41,846 --> 00:03:44,849 psychologically unscathed somehow, being a child actor. 100 00:03:44,933 --> 00:03:47,685 Like, I have no proof to back this up, but I do feel like every child actor 101 00:03:47,769 --> 00:03:49,312 - was severely molested. - I agree. 102 00:03:49,395 --> 00:03:51,773 He did not get molested. Take that fucking back. 103 00:03:51,856 --> 00:03:53,066 Charlie, what the fuck is wrong with you? 104 00:03:53,149 --> 00:03:54,400 You know I don't take things back, Alani. 105 00:03:54,484 --> 00:03:56,361 - I can't take that back. - I'm sorry. 106 00:03:56,444 --> 00:03:57,737 I know I'm, like, being weird. 107 00:03:57,820 --> 00:03:59,447 I have such a crush on him, 108 00:03:59,530 --> 00:04:01,824 and we almost hooked up this one time in college. 109 00:04:01,908 --> 00:04:03,618 - Wait, what? - Yeah. 110 00:04:03,701 --> 00:04:05,119 Maia knows. We had this, like, love connection that happened. 111 00:04:05,203 --> 00:04:07,622 They had this moment. It was brief, but it was really powerful. 112 00:04:07,705 --> 00:04:09,332 He did a QandA for our acting class, 113 00:04:09,415 --> 00:04:11,417 and Alani asked him about Lord of the Rings. 114 00:04:11,501 --> 00:04:15,672 Basically, like, they make the furniture big so he looks small. 115 00:04:15,755 --> 00:04:17,090 - Shut up! - Oh! 116 00:04:17,173 --> 00:04:19,217 No way you came, girl. 117 00:04:19,300 --> 00:04:20,927 - There she is. - Of course, I came. 118 00:04:21,010 --> 00:04:22,553 - And look at this bitch. - Hi. 119 00:04:22,637 --> 00:04:24,055 - Hi. - How are you? 120 00:04:24,138 --> 00:04:25,265 - Hi. - Good. 121 00:04:25,348 --> 00:04:26,474 It's so nice to finally meet you. 122 00:04:26,557 --> 00:04:27,642 It's nice to meet you. 123 00:04:28,935 --> 00:04:31,271 I knew we were gonna vibe the second I saw that video. 124 00:04:31,354 --> 00:04:32,897 - Really? - Yes! 125 00:04:32,981 --> 00:04:35,858 Like, "Your ugly shit's funded by centuries of blood money." 126 00:04:35,942 --> 00:04:37,235 That's what I said. 127 00:04:37,318 --> 00:04:38,695 - It was fucking iconic. - Thank you so much. 128 00:04:38,778 --> 00:04:40,488 We worked so hard on that. 129 00:04:40,571 --> 00:04:42,407 So, it was crazy, 'cause first, they were gonna have us apologize. 130 00:04:42,490 --> 00:04:44,367 - Well, I just… I was… - But then, I was like, 131 00:04:44,450 --> 00:04:46,619 - at this bake sale… - Maia, I was, like, really pissed off, 132 00:04:46,703 --> 00:04:48,579 so I just grabbed my phone and I started talk… 133 00:04:48,663 --> 00:04:50,832 like, I needed to defend myself. 134 00:04:50,915 --> 00:04:53,209 Of course, yeah. And you two work together? 135 00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:54,460 - Yes. - Yeah. 136 00:04:54,544 --> 00:04:57,964 I am her manager at Alyssa180. 137 00:04:58,047 --> 00:05:01,634 180. Why is it called 180? Why is it not, like, 360? 138 00:05:01,718 --> 00:05:04,804 Totally. So, Alyssa will take your career 139 00:05:04,887 --> 00:05:07,181 in the opposite direction of where it's headed, 140 00:05:07,265 --> 00:05:09,684 which is the wrong direction. 141 00:05:09,767 --> 00:05:13,396 Okay, well, there is more drinks outside. It's low-key. 142 00:05:13,479 --> 00:05:15,565 Elijah didn't want, like, 1,000 randos in his house. 143 00:05:15,648 --> 00:05:17,233 - I hate randos. - Yeah, it's the worst. 144 00:05:17,317 --> 00:05:19,777 - Is he, like, around tonight? - No, he's not home. 145 00:05:19,861 --> 00:05:22,113 He's not like a big parties guy, I don't know what it's about. 146 00:05:22,196 --> 00:05:24,532 It's cool. It's chill. I'm chilling. 147 00:05:24,615 --> 00:05:27,452 But make yourselves comfortable. Anywhere downstairs. 148 00:05:27,535 --> 00:05:28,703 - Downstairs. - Okay. 149 00:05:28,786 --> 00:05:30,747 - Yes. - Got it. Downstairs, you guys. 150 00:05:30,830 --> 00:05:32,540 - We'll keep it downstairs. - Quen. 151 00:05:32,623 --> 00:05:34,042 You have to hit this. 152 00:05:34,125 --> 00:05:35,626 Tallulah, you have to meet Naomi. 153 00:05:35,710 --> 00:05:36,961 - What? Okay. - Come on. 154 00:05:37,045 --> 00:05:39,047 And should I, too, meet her? 155 00:05:39,130 --> 00:05:40,590 - Naomi? - Is that the bag girl? 156 00:05:40,673 --> 00:05:41,758 - Me? - Yes. 157 00:05:41,841 --> 00:05:43,426 - Yes! - I'm the bag bitch. 158 00:05:45,553 --> 00:05:46,679 Charlie? Charlie? 159 00:05:46,763 --> 00:05:48,389 - Hey! - Hey. 160 00:05:48,473 --> 00:05:50,600 - He's sort of waving me away. - Hey! 161 00:05:51,851 --> 00:05:52,977 Okay, maybe we do a lap? 162 00:05:53,061 --> 00:05:55,021 - Okay. - Yeah, a lap is good. 163 00:05:55,104 --> 00:05:56,689 I'm freaking out, girl. I'm freaking out. 164 00:05:56,773 --> 00:05:58,358 It's a nice place. 165 00:05:58,441 --> 00:06:00,985 This is Elijah Wood's kitchen counter. 166 00:06:01,069 --> 00:06:02,945 Oh, hot! 167 00:06:03,905 --> 00:06:06,741 Oh, my God, of course. And this is his coaster, 168 00:06:06,824 --> 00:06:08,785 which I should be using, 'cause I respect him. 169 00:06:08,868 --> 00:06:12,705 Wait. We're never gonna be back here. I feel like we should snoop. 170 00:06:12,789 --> 00:06:14,374 I like to snoop. 171 00:06:15,875 --> 00:06:17,543 Have you booked anything since the Paulena vid? 172 00:06:18,795 --> 00:06:22,131 No, but Balenciaga did send me this bag, so. 173 00:06:22,215 --> 00:06:23,674 - Ooh! - Oh! 174 00:06:23,758 --> 00:06:25,468 - What are you trying to be? - What do you mean? 175 00:06:25,551 --> 00:06:26,803 Like a fashion girl? 176 00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:29,680 Yeah! Why not? 177 00:06:30,765 --> 00:06:32,975 What other brands is Maia talking to? 178 00:06:33,059 --> 00:06:35,019 So like, I don't know, like, specifically. 179 00:06:35,103 --> 00:06:36,771 - Mm-hmm. Mm. - But probably a lot, you know. 180 00:06:36,854 --> 00:06:40,358 I mean, she did get me the bag. Come on. Hello? 181 00:06:40,441 --> 00:06:42,735 - Did she? - Yeah, she got… 182 00:06:42,819 --> 00:06:45,071 - I mean, yeah. - Like, did she get you the bag 183 00:06:45,154 --> 00:06:46,572 or did your sweat get you the bag? 184 00:06:46,656 --> 00:06:48,199 - Mm-hmm. - We're the talent, honey. 185 00:06:48,282 --> 00:06:50,451 Tea. Yeah. 186 00:06:54,038 --> 00:06:55,957 Wait, I swear to God, I saw a shrimp 187 00:06:56,040 --> 00:06:59,210 on a tray earlier, and I'm so fucking hungry. 188 00:06:59,293 --> 00:07:01,254 We have to record a video together. 189 00:07:01,337 --> 00:07:04,382 Oh, my God, yeah. When… literally, whenever. 190 00:07:04,465 --> 00:07:05,967 How 'bout now? 191 00:07:07,176 --> 00:07:09,095 - Like, right now? - Yeah, we'll go do the video 192 00:07:09,178 --> 00:07:10,847 and then we'll get you some shrimp. 193 00:07:10,930 --> 00:07:12,974 Unless you need to go text your manager first. 194 00:07:13,057 --> 00:07:15,977 No. That sounds like a win-win to me. 195 00:07:16,060 --> 00:07:17,228 Okay, yay! 196 00:07:17,311 --> 00:07:18,980 Two birds, one stone. 197 00:07:19,063 --> 00:07:21,149 - I'm hungry as fuck. - I love this. 198 00:07:21,232 --> 00:07:22,316 - Sick. - Yeah. 199 00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:23,693 - This iconic collab! - Yeah! 200 00:07:23,776 --> 00:07:25,236 Wait, leave your drinks here. Let's go upstairs. 201 00:07:25,319 --> 00:07:26,487 It's gorgeous. 202 00:07:26,571 --> 00:07:29,240 Wait, okay, Elijah has amazing taste. 203 00:07:29,323 --> 00:07:31,784 I know, it's gorgeous. It's like a big-ass sauna. 204 00:07:31,868 --> 00:07:34,036 - Stunning. - Oh, my God. Let's go upstairs. 205 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:35,788 Wait, no, Alani. There's a sign. 206 00:07:35,872 --> 00:07:37,665 - We can't. - Oh yeah, it's fine. 207 00:07:37,748 --> 00:07:40,376 - Come on, we won't… - I know, but I feel like Elijah 208 00:07:40,460 --> 00:07:42,003 has, like, cameras everywhere. 209 00:07:42,086 --> 00:07:44,922 What if he comes home and sees the footage, jerks off? 210 00:07:45,798 --> 00:07:48,217 To us? That sounds awesome. 211 00:07:48,301 --> 00:07:50,344 What the fuck are you talking about? Come on. 212 00:07:50,428 --> 00:07:52,263 Okay, that sounds kinda awesome. 213 00:07:53,848 --> 00:07:56,017 I never break the rules. 214 00:07:56,100 --> 00:08:00,313 Okay, okay, but seriously, what's your favorite part about LA so far? 215 00:08:00,396 --> 00:08:03,065 Actually, it's the people. The people here are just amazing. 216 00:08:03,149 --> 00:08:04,817 And they say people here in LA are fake. 217 00:08:04,901 --> 00:08:07,862 I don't think that's true. Everyone's been so nice. 218 00:08:07,945 --> 00:08:09,572 I mean, example number one. 219 00:08:09,655 --> 00:08:11,491 - Stop. Stop. - Standing right in front of me, right? 220 00:08:11,574 --> 00:08:13,659 You're gonna make me blush, seriously. 221 00:08:13,743 --> 00:08:15,828 But, you know, the people here are, like, so creative, too. 222 00:08:15,912 --> 00:08:18,915 Like, like this jacket? I mean, it… what? 223 00:08:19,707 --> 00:08:21,292 It looks like a painting or something. 224 00:08:21,375 --> 00:08:22,752 Like, where'd you even get something like this? 225 00:08:22,835 --> 00:08:24,629 It's, it's ERL. 226 00:08:24,712 --> 00:08:26,964 Cool, it's like… so you just, like, get that in a store? 227 00:08:27,048 --> 00:08:28,257 Or online. 228 00:08:28,341 --> 00:08:30,593 You know, anywhere you buy clothes, really. 229 00:08:30,676 --> 00:08:32,136 Or you could steal it from me. 230 00:08:32,220 --> 00:08:33,638 You could beat me up and steal it! 231 00:08:33,721 --> 00:08:35,056 - I wouldn't mind. Beat the shit outta me. - Oh, no, I… 232 00:08:35,139 --> 00:08:36,432 I wouldn't do that. 233 00:08:37,350 --> 00:08:38,851 - I know. - Yeah. 234 00:08:38,935 --> 00:08:40,061 I know. 235 00:08:40,144 --> 00:08:42,146 How's your drink doing, by the way? 236 00:08:42,230 --> 00:08:43,731 You know, it needs ice, I think. 237 00:08:43,814 --> 00:08:45,066 - Yeah, same. - Yeah. 238 00:08:45,149 --> 00:08:47,276 Should we go find some? 239 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:48,903 I already checked. 240 00:08:50,196 --> 00:08:51,405 Just couldn't find any. 241 00:08:51,489 --> 00:08:53,199 It just wasn't there, it wasn't available. 242 00:08:53,282 --> 00:08:55,660 Oh, you know what? My car's out front. 243 00:08:55,743 --> 00:08:57,495 You wanna go? 244 00:08:57,578 --> 00:08:59,121 Yeah, we can get some ice. 245 00:08:59,205 --> 00:09:01,040 Let's do that, let's get some ice. 246 00:09:02,792 --> 00:09:04,377 Okay. 247 00:09:04,460 --> 00:09:07,547 I wonder if Elijah has, like, a gift-wrapping room. 248 00:09:08,714 --> 00:09:09,924 'Cause he's so generous. 249 00:09:10,007 --> 00:09:11,884 Celebrities have, like, the best upstairses. 250 00:09:11,968 --> 00:09:14,428 I know, but the upstairses is where the Diddy stuff happened. 251 00:09:14,512 --> 00:09:16,347 - Please. - We have to be careful. 252 00:09:23,479 --> 00:09:27,400 You'll spend the long, hot days by my side, won't you? 253 00:09:27,483 --> 00:09:29,986 - Oh, my. - I think I lost my glasses in your pool. 254 00:09:30,069 --> 00:09:32,196 - I better go in and find them. - Wait, oh, my God, sorry. 255 00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:33,864 You're wearing your glasses. 256 00:09:34,615 --> 00:09:36,033 Wait, Alani. 257 00:09:36,117 --> 00:09:38,828 No, he looked so peaceful in there. We need to go back downstairs. 258 00:09:38,911 --> 00:09:41,998 Why are you being so weird? This is your celebrity crush. 259 00:09:42,081 --> 00:09:43,666 Famous people make me really nervous, dude. 260 00:09:43,749 --> 00:09:45,293 - I can't do this. - What are you talking about? 261 00:09:45,376 --> 00:09:47,169 Robert De Niro taught you how to swim. 262 00:09:47,253 --> 00:09:49,130 Dude, that's so different. He's just my dad's friend 263 00:09:49,213 --> 00:09:51,299 who's, like, good at swimming. He was in Shark Tale. 264 00:09:51,382 --> 00:09:54,468 Alani, this is the universe giving you another chance. 265 00:09:54,552 --> 00:09:57,471 We're not gonna run into him again for, like, another seven years. 266 00:09:58,347 --> 00:10:00,433 And by then, I'm gonna be old and living on the West Side. 267 00:10:00,516 --> 00:10:01,892 - Okay. - Let's do this. 268 00:10:01,976 --> 00:10:03,269 Milhouse. 269 00:10:03,352 --> 00:10:05,271 - Uh, hi, Bart. - Okay. 270 00:10:05,354 --> 00:10:07,231 Let's get that Wood. 271 00:10:07,315 --> 00:10:09,692 You'll spend the long, hot days by my… 272 00:10:11,152 --> 00:10:14,614 - Hey. - Hey. Hi, I'm Elijah. 273 00:10:14,697 --> 00:10:16,449 Hi, I'm Maia. 274 00:10:18,242 --> 00:10:20,036 This is my friend, Alani. 275 00:10:20,119 --> 00:10:21,287 Cool. 276 00:10:23,164 --> 00:10:24,790 Have you guys ever seen The Simpsons? 277 00:10:24,874 --> 00:10:28,753 Oh. Yeah, totally. It's that yellow family, right? 278 00:10:31,797 --> 00:10:34,925 Oh, by the way, I'm totally good to drive to the gas station for ice. 279 00:10:35,009 --> 00:10:37,178 I'm on this acne medication right now, so I can't drink. 280 00:10:37,261 --> 00:10:39,263 I was just having Kid Cudi's N.A. mezcal. 281 00:10:39,347 --> 00:10:43,601 But that's the only N.A. mezcal that's distilled in Cleveland, right? 282 00:10:43,684 --> 00:10:45,353 Yeah, you know, I think I read that somewhere. 283 00:10:45,436 --> 00:10:46,937 Yeah. 284 00:10:47,021 --> 00:10:49,690 That's so cool that you keep up with… 285 00:10:49,774 --> 00:10:51,609 Oh. Oh, hey. 286 00:10:51,692 --> 00:10:54,445 Shoot. I'm so sorry. 287 00:10:55,946 --> 00:10:57,531 - Shoot. - No, it… 288 00:10:57,615 --> 00:10:59,158 Like, this happens a lot. It's… 289 00:10:59,241 --> 00:11:00,451 What, what? 290 00:11:00,534 --> 00:11:02,161 You have like a fucking boyfriend or something? 291 00:11:03,371 --> 00:11:04,413 I'm not gay. 292 00:11:05,164 --> 00:11:06,374 I'm Catholic. 293 00:11:07,625 --> 00:11:09,960 - What? - Yeah, this has kind of happened 294 00:11:10,044 --> 00:11:11,587 to me before, you know? 295 00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:14,215 Because of my faith, I'm just super open-hearted, 296 00:11:14,298 --> 00:11:17,093 and a lot of people interpret that as being a gay guy 297 00:11:17,176 --> 00:11:19,178 who wants to get married to a man and settle down… 298 00:11:19,261 --> 00:11:21,222 Yeah, no, no, gay people aren't open-hearted. 299 00:11:21,305 --> 00:11:22,306 I… 300 00:11:22,390 --> 00:11:23,474 Fucking… 301 00:11:23,557 --> 00:11:26,310 It was, no, more, because you were touching 302 00:11:26,394 --> 00:11:28,062 my chest, arms, and body, and, you know, 303 00:11:28,145 --> 00:11:30,606 asking me if I wanted to go leave the party with you. 304 00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:32,149 - Yeah. - That's maybe why I thought… 305 00:11:32,233 --> 00:11:34,193 To get ice, 'cause our drinks were getting warm. 306 00:11:35,027 --> 00:11:36,195 Anyway. 307 00:11:38,072 --> 00:11:39,240 Oh, and maybe while we're there, 308 00:11:39,323 --> 00:11:41,534 we can get bananas, so I can take my big pill. 309 00:11:41,617 --> 00:11:44,787 GPS says it's 37 minutes away. 310 00:11:44,870 --> 00:11:49,083 Wow, we're really in those hills, huh? Gosh, it's so nice making friends in LA. 311 00:11:49,166 --> 00:11:52,503 Oh, man! We gotta watch the liquor store scene from Superbad. 312 00:11:53,295 --> 00:11:54,714 I love clips. 313 00:11:55,589 --> 00:11:57,550 Superbad, liquor store scene. 314 00:11:58,759 --> 00:12:00,511 Oh, I remember this part. 315 00:12:00,594 --> 00:12:02,430 His ID says McLovin, right? 316 00:12:03,848 --> 00:12:05,057 How did you do that? 317 00:12:06,434 --> 00:12:08,477 How did you know the part before it happened? 318 00:12:09,478 --> 00:12:10,730 Is this your favorite film? 319 00:12:10,813 --> 00:12:13,566 No, I just saw it once when I was younger. 320 00:12:13,649 --> 00:12:16,485 And you just remember what the ID says? 321 00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:19,488 - Yeah. - God, I wish I could do that. 322 00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:23,117 I have such bad memory. It's something I really struggle with. 323 00:12:23,200 --> 00:12:25,286 Elijah, that must be, like, really hard for you, 324 00:12:25,369 --> 00:12:28,080 'cause you have so many words to, like, remember for your job. 325 00:12:28,164 --> 00:12:31,250 Oh, lines I can remember, no problem. 326 00:12:31,333 --> 00:12:34,211 "Hi, I'm Frodo Baggins." See? 327 00:12:34,295 --> 00:12:35,713 - That was great. - It's everything else 328 00:12:35,796 --> 00:12:37,423 that I don't have room for. 329 00:12:37,506 --> 00:12:38,883 Totally. I'm like that way with trees. 330 00:12:38,966 --> 00:12:41,218 I don't know what any of them are called. 331 00:12:41,302 --> 00:12:45,097 You know, I met Jonah Hill once at a dinner. So nice. 332 00:12:45,973 --> 00:12:48,934 He's not funny like in his films, but really smart. 333 00:12:49,018 --> 00:12:52,188 Is that how you, like, meet people? Through the actor community? 334 00:12:52,271 --> 00:12:54,190 Yeah, how do you mostly meet people? 335 00:12:54,273 --> 00:12:56,192 Oh, I don't know. 336 00:12:56,275 --> 00:12:59,737 It's hard to make friends, because I don't do well in big groups. 337 00:12:59,820 --> 00:13:01,280 There's so many names to remember. 338 00:13:01,363 --> 00:13:04,700 - Mm. - But I love a trio. 339 00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:06,285 So, this is perfect. 340 00:13:13,375 --> 00:13:16,462 What? You just have this, like, set up here? 341 00:13:16,545 --> 00:13:18,380 - Yeah. - This is kind of amazing. 342 00:13:18,464 --> 00:13:19,840 Hi. 343 00:13:19,924 --> 00:13:22,551 - Are these your friends? - No, they're my TikTok guys. 344 00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:23,928 - Ooh, TikTok guys. - Yes. 345 00:13:24,011 --> 00:13:25,011 That's fun. 346 00:13:26,972 --> 00:13:28,557 Can you play the song again so I can get the vibe? 347 00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:29,892 Yeah. 348 00:13:34,688 --> 00:13:36,023 Really? This is so bad. 349 00:13:36,106 --> 00:13:37,399 It's really bad, it's really bad. 350 00:13:37,483 --> 00:13:38,734 We could find something better. 351 00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:40,694 - But people are obsessed with it. - Really? 352 00:13:40,778 --> 00:13:42,321 - Can you show her? - Oh. Yeah. 353 00:13:44,114 --> 00:13:45,199 - There you go. - Oh, wow. 354 00:13:45,282 --> 00:13:46,450 This is the new Landry single. 355 00:13:46,534 --> 00:13:48,160 It blew up first in the Midwest with the 356 00:13:48,244 --> 00:13:50,120 kiss-your-fiancée-at-the-dock trend. 357 00:13:50,204 --> 00:13:52,581 But now, there's a remix that's huge in Brazil. 358 00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:54,959 Which means it's gonna be huge everywhere. 359 00:13:55,042 --> 00:13:56,335 - Got it. - Okay, let's run it through 360 00:13:56,418 --> 00:13:57,670 - with the Meryl Streep scene. - Okay. 361 00:13:57,753 --> 00:13:59,046 What's it from? 362 00:13:59,129 --> 00:14:01,006 - Kramer vs. Kramer. - Are you kidding me? 363 00:14:01,090 --> 00:14:03,133 - I fucking love Kramer vs. Kramer. - Me too, like… 364 00:14:03,884 --> 00:14:05,094 Okay, ready? 365 00:14:05,177 --> 00:14:08,514 Where you going? Come on. Just tell me what I did, that's all. 366 00:14:08,597 --> 00:14:10,182 Just tell me what I did that's so terrible. 367 00:14:10,266 --> 00:14:11,475 - It's not you. - Then, what is it? 368 00:14:11,559 --> 00:14:12,893 It's me, it's my fault. 369 00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:14,979 You just married the wrong person, that's all. 370 00:14:15,062 --> 00:14:17,064 - So, do you have your line? - Camera's set. 371 00:14:17,147 --> 00:14:19,567 Okay, ready. Okay, go. 372 00:14:20,985 --> 00:14:22,695 Where you going? Come on. 373 00:14:22,778 --> 00:14:24,113 Just tell me what I did, that's all. 374 00:14:24,196 --> 00:14:25,739 Just tell me what I did that's so terrible. 375 00:14:25,823 --> 00:14:27,199 - No, it's not you. - Then, what is it? 376 00:14:27,283 --> 00:14:28,617 It's me, it's my fault. 377 00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:30,369 You just married the wrong person, that's all. 378 00:14:31,370 --> 00:14:32,621 Where you going? 379 00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:34,206 Come on, just tell me what I did, that's all. 380 00:14:34,290 --> 00:14:36,041 Just tell me what I did that's so terrible. 381 00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:37,501 - It's not you. - Then, what is it? 382 00:14:37,585 --> 00:14:38,919 It's me, it's my fault. 383 00:14:39,003 --> 00:14:41,171 You just married the wrong person, that's all. 384 00:14:42,339 --> 00:14:45,634 It's so good! Maia's gonna freak. 385 00:14:47,469 --> 00:14:48,512 Do… 386 00:14:48,596 --> 00:14:50,681 - Let's switch outfits. - What? 387 00:14:50,764 --> 00:14:52,391 I don't know. I'm just, like, looking at it 388 00:14:52,474 --> 00:14:54,143 and the colors aren't popping. It needs to pop. 389 00:14:54,226 --> 00:14:55,644 High contrasts and neons 390 00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:57,187 are more likely to stop people from scrolling. 391 00:14:57,271 --> 00:14:58,564 Mm-hmm. 392 00:14:58,647 --> 00:15:00,482 What if we were nurses? 393 00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:02,818 - Is it too much? - No, that's… 394 00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:03,986 I have options. Naomi! 395 00:15:04,945 --> 00:15:06,113 Yes, mama? 396 00:15:06,196 --> 00:15:08,741 Sorry, I was in the… I was in the bathroom. 397 00:15:08,824 --> 00:15:10,492 I need you to pick us out some new outfits. 398 00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:11,744 - Okay. - This has to be perfect. 399 00:15:11,827 --> 00:15:13,245 - Okay. - Like, we'll just keep doing it 400 00:15:13,329 --> 00:15:14,538 - until we get it right. - Totally. 401 00:15:14,622 --> 00:15:17,374 We'll do, like, nurses, fuck around with that, 402 00:15:17,458 --> 00:15:19,168 and then we can go get some shrimp. 403 00:15:19,251 --> 00:15:20,878 - What? - Oh, 'cause before 404 00:15:20,961 --> 00:15:23,172 when we were outside, you said that after the video. 405 00:15:23,255 --> 00:15:25,424 I never said there was shrimp. 406 00:15:27,217 --> 00:15:28,217 Okay. 407 00:15:36,185 --> 00:15:38,520 Okay, maybe I'm stoned, but… 408 00:15:40,189 --> 00:15:41,732 as soon as you guys opened the door, 409 00:15:41,815 --> 00:15:44,485 I knew you'd known each other for a long time. 410 00:15:45,986 --> 00:15:48,572 Because you look alike. Does that make sense? 411 00:15:48,656 --> 00:15:50,157 - Totally. - We've gotten that before. 412 00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:51,240 Yeah. 413 00:15:52,034 --> 00:15:54,995 You know, Elijah, Alani and I both went to NYU, 414 00:15:55,079 --> 00:15:58,040 and you actually did a QandA 415 00:15:58,123 --> 00:16:00,501 for our acting class, and you called on Alani, 416 00:16:00,584 --> 00:16:02,127 and you guys had this whole back-and-forth. 417 00:16:02,211 --> 00:16:04,630 It was really cute. 418 00:16:05,422 --> 00:16:06,465 Oh, my God. 419 00:16:06,548 --> 00:16:08,884 - We've met? - Oh. 420 00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:11,637 Alani, I feel so bad. 421 00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:13,514 No. What, you shouldn't. 422 00:16:13,597 --> 00:16:16,100 It was like brief as… I don't even… 423 00:16:16,183 --> 00:16:18,519 - When did that happen? - But I hate that about myself. 424 00:16:18,602 --> 00:16:20,938 Like, you remember but I don't. 425 00:16:21,021 --> 00:16:25,109 It was super quick, like, and you were really, really nice. 426 00:16:25,192 --> 00:16:26,860 There's no reason for you to remember. 427 00:16:26,944 --> 00:16:28,904 Hey, I'm not better than you. 428 00:16:30,030 --> 00:16:32,574 - Okay. - I'm gonna make myself remember. 429 00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:33,993 Do you know what a memory palace is? 430 00:16:34,076 --> 00:16:37,079 First, you imagine a place you know really well. 431 00:16:37,162 --> 00:16:38,706 For me, it's the home I grew up in. 432 00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:41,041 - Bag End. - And then, you put 433 00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:43,502 important things in specific rooms, 434 00:16:43,585 --> 00:16:45,379 and you put them with something really memorable. 435 00:16:45,462 --> 00:16:47,881 - That's so cool. - I'll show you. 436 00:16:48,882 --> 00:16:49,883 Like… 437 00:16:51,301 --> 00:16:53,595 what's my business manager's son's name? 438 00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:55,597 Shoot. I don't know. 439 00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:58,684 No, I know. I just have to find it. 440 00:17:01,145 --> 00:17:04,690 Okay. I'm walking up the stairs. 441 00:17:05,983 --> 00:17:08,193 Now, I'm in the back bedroom. 442 00:17:08,277 --> 00:17:10,112 I'm opening the door. 443 00:17:12,197 --> 00:17:14,324 And there's the Queen of England playing guitar, 444 00:17:14,408 --> 00:17:17,828 and she's wearing a shirt that says… 445 00:17:17,911 --> 00:17:20,330 Cole! His name is Cole. 446 00:17:20,414 --> 00:17:22,041 Wow, that was fucking cool. 447 00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:24,835 - Yes, that was so cool. Cole. - Wait, hold on. 448 00:17:26,712 --> 00:17:29,798 Now, you guys are in my palace. 449 00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:32,676 I'm gonna put you in… 450 00:17:34,011 --> 00:17:37,723 the sunroom, so I'll always remember tonight. 451 00:17:39,516 --> 00:17:41,769 Oh. Where are my manners? 452 00:17:41,852 --> 00:17:45,189 You guys don't have to sit on the floor. You're welcome to sit on the bed. 453 00:17:45,272 --> 00:17:47,024 Oh. Chill. 454 00:17:47,107 --> 00:17:48,692 But you have to put on robes. 455 00:17:48,776 --> 00:17:50,569 No street clothes on the bed. 456 00:17:50,652 --> 00:17:53,238 There are robes in my bathroom, if you wanna put them on. 457 00:17:53,322 --> 00:17:54,907 It's up to you. 458 00:17:57,284 --> 00:17:59,578 Well, should do we… should… 459 00:17:59,661 --> 00:18:01,121 - Yeah. - Yeah, I mean, if we… 460 00:18:01,205 --> 00:18:02,748 - Is everything cool? - I can go back dow… yeah. 461 00:18:02,831 --> 00:18:05,209 Oh, okay, so you're a stylist. 462 00:18:05,292 --> 00:18:07,294 That makes so much sense. That explains the jacket. 463 00:18:07,377 --> 00:18:09,046 Like, where else would you even get a jacket like that? 464 00:18:09,129 --> 00:18:10,798 At the store, like I said. 465 00:18:10,881 --> 00:18:12,633 Okay, dumb question, but how does being a stylist work? 466 00:18:12,716 --> 00:18:14,051 Like, do you work with lots of people 467 00:18:14,134 --> 00:18:16,011 - or just one big person? - I'm freelance. 468 00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:19,723 So, every week is a fun, new, exciting challenge. 469 00:18:19,807 --> 00:18:22,101 Okay, I think just, like, two bags is fine. 470 00:18:22,184 --> 00:18:24,144 - Let's get back to the party. - Are we sure that's enough though? 471 00:18:24,228 --> 00:18:26,563 Just 'cause, I don't know, I don't drink, but like… 472 00:18:27,856 --> 00:18:29,316 how many ice cubes does one drink even have? 473 00:18:29,399 --> 00:18:30,692 Like, five? Ten? 474 00:18:30,776 --> 00:18:32,653 I don't… I'm just realizing I've never counted, 475 00:18:32,736 --> 00:18:34,154 - 'cause when you put it in, it's so quick. - Okay, yeah, let's get three. 476 00:18:34,238 --> 00:18:35,405 - Three is perfect. - Okay. Perfect. 477 00:18:35,489 --> 00:18:36,824 Perfect amount of ice for the party 478 00:18:36,907 --> 00:18:39,368 we're gonna go back to and meet lots of new people. 479 00:18:39,451 --> 00:18:40,452 Yeah. 480 00:18:43,705 --> 00:18:44,998 Hi! 481 00:18:46,208 --> 00:18:50,170 Sorry, Lukas, can we get a selfie? 482 00:18:50,254 --> 00:18:51,964 Of course, oh, my gosh. 483 00:18:52,047 --> 00:18:53,340 Let's just do one real quick, yeah? 484 00:18:53,423 --> 00:18:54,633 Okay. Come on. 485 00:18:54,716 --> 00:18:56,093 Ready? Three, two, one. 486 00:18:56,885 --> 00:18:57,788 Okay, perfect. 487 00:18:57,803 --> 00:18:59,221 - Thank you so much. - Thank you. 488 00:18:59,304 --> 00:19:01,557 Thank you. That's for us. 489 00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:04,393 - Thank you! - What the fuck was that? 490 00:19:04,476 --> 00:19:07,187 It's kind of embarrassing, but I'm a bit of a singer. 491 00:19:07,813 --> 00:19:09,565 I just go by Landry, which is my last name. 492 00:19:09,648 --> 00:19:12,109 It was mostly a thing with Christian girls on TikTok, 493 00:19:12,192 --> 00:19:14,403 but now it's kind of going more wide. 494 00:19:14,486 --> 00:19:15,904 How… 495 00:19:16,613 --> 00:19:17,656 how wide? 496 00:19:18,782 --> 00:19:20,576 I've got about, like, 4 million on TikTok. 497 00:19:20,659 --> 00:19:23,203 But it's hard to keep track 'cause the number just keeps going up. 498 00:19:23,287 --> 00:19:25,789 I have this one video that has 66.7 million likes on it, 499 00:19:25,873 --> 00:19:27,416 so that's pretty cool. 500 00:19:27,499 --> 00:19:28,542 You know what? 501 00:19:29,793 --> 00:19:31,545 We gotta get you that banana. 502 00:19:32,546 --> 00:19:34,089 Oh, my God. 503 00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:36,216 Alani, are we about to have our first three-way ever 504 00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:37,968 with Elijah Wood? 505 00:19:38,051 --> 00:19:39,887 Oh, wait. What about Dylan? 506 00:19:39,970 --> 00:19:42,014 Okay, good point. Let me text him. 507 00:19:42,097 --> 00:19:45,434 Oh, my God. Tallulah's texting me asking me where to get shrimp. 508 00:19:45,517 --> 00:19:48,145 - It's like, girl, get your own. - Girl, please. Yeah, oh, my God. 509 00:19:48,228 --> 00:19:49,730 I'm gonna get my own shrimp. 510 00:19:49,813 --> 00:19:51,064 Yep. 511 00:19:51,148 --> 00:19:52,399 Oh, my God, yes! 512 00:19:52,482 --> 00:19:53,817 - Dylan says yes. I love him. - Okay. Okay. 513 00:19:55,611 --> 00:19:58,447 Okay, wait, he's being weirdly specific about why he says yes. 514 00:19:59,573 --> 00:20:00,574 Okay, he needs you to do, 515 00:20:00,657 --> 00:20:02,451 - like, the penetration stuff. - No, I got it. 516 00:20:02,534 --> 00:20:03,952 That's what I'm here for. 517 00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:05,078 Fuck! 518 00:20:06,246 --> 00:20:07,247 What? 519 00:20:08,749 --> 00:20:10,083 Okay, ultimately, it's a yes. 520 00:20:10,167 --> 00:20:11,877 You know what? I feel like it'd be weird 521 00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:13,837 to have our first kiss, like, in front of Elijah. 522 00:20:13,921 --> 00:20:15,339 - Do you feel me? - Totally. 523 00:20:15,422 --> 00:20:16,465 - Let's do it. - Okay. 524 00:20:16,548 --> 00:20:18,217 One, two, three. 525 00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:20,260 Okay. 526 00:20:21,637 --> 00:20:23,805 Okay, we're doing this. We're doing this? 527 00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:25,766 - We're doing this. - We're doing this. 528 00:20:30,145 --> 00:20:31,647 Like, you really didn't have to fill my tank all the way up… 529 00:20:31,730 --> 00:20:34,149 Shh, I'm trying to listen to your song. 530 00:20:37,819 --> 00:20:39,613 Okay. It's good. 531 00:20:39,696 --> 00:20:42,032 Dude, I'm so glad you like it, man. 532 00:20:42,115 --> 00:20:44,826 I would listen to this, and will, probably 533 00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:46,245 - like, on my way home. - Yes! 534 00:20:46,328 --> 00:20:48,455 Yeah, no, it's really good. It's really good. 535 00:20:48,538 --> 00:20:49,998 It's really, really, really good. 536 00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:51,416 - Right? Like… - Yeah. 537 00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:53,585 Like, if you wanna post a video of your son 538 00:20:53,669 --> 00:20:56,588 taking his first steps, or your husband getting over 539 00:20:56,672 --> 00:20:58,048 - his pornography addiction… - Right. 540 00:20:58,131 --> 00:20:59,508 …like, that should be the soundtrack. 541 00:20:59,591 --> 00:21:01,009 It's beautiful to be part 542 00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:02,636 of people's, like, happiest moments. 543 00:21:02,719 --> 00:21:04,221 It's like, you get to be there. 544 00:21:05,138 --> 00:21:06,723 Man, it's such a shame 545 00:21:06,807 --> 00:21:08,934 that you're so into, like, freelance right now, 546 00:21:09,017 --> 00:21:13,939 'cause I have this, like, residency thing in Vegas coming up, and I don't know. 547 00:21:14,022 --> 00:21:16,566 Yeah, I just don't know what I want, like, the style for it to be. 548 00:21:18,485 --> 00:21:21,029 But, yeah, the show's gonna be going for a really long time, 549 00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:23,323 and we're gonna spend so much money on it. 550 00:21:23,407 --> 00:21:26,535 I wanna create something that's fun and inspiring. 551 00:21:28,328 --> 00:21:30,580 Are you being serious right now? 552 00:21:31,707 --> 00:21:32,833 That's like… 553 00:21:32,916 --> 00:21:34,501 - What? - That's just insane. 554 00:21:34,584 --> 00:21:36,003 Like, this morning, I was like, 555 00:21:36,086 --> 00:21:41,300 I really just wanna do something, like, fun and inspiring. 556 00:21:41,383 --> 00:21:43,176 That's… I mean, it could be a really good match. 557 00:21:43,260 --> 00:21:45,846 I don't know, 'cause like, right, you said inspiring, right? 558 00:21:45,929 --> 00:21:47,848 - Yes, yes. Like, really? - Yeah, yeah, inspiring, yeah. 559 00:21:47,931 --> 00:21:49,474 - Wow. I mean… - That's what I want. 560 00:21:49,558 --> 00:21:51,476 That's my whole goal, is to create a platform 561 00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:53,103 where I can spread a message of love. 562 00:21:53,186 --> 00:21:55,605 I… that's… that's great. 563 00:21:55,689 --> 00:21:58,025 God's love, and His mercy, you know? 564 00:21:58,108 --> 00:21:59,693 - Yeah. - His love. 565 00:21:59,776 --> 00:22:01,069 - Totally. - God's love. 566 00:22:01,153 --> 00:22:02,529 - Hey. - And God's mercy. 567 00:22:02,612 --> 00:22:03,780 - Hey. - Right? 568 00:22:03,864 --> 00:22:04,864 Yeah. 569 00:22:09,036 --> 00:22:10,329 Lukas… 570 00:22:11,079 --> 00:22:13,165 tell me more about this Vegas residency. 571 00:22:13,248 --> 00:22:14,333 Okay. 572 00:22:14,416 --> 00:22:16,877 Okay, I left my underwear on to, like, leave a little mystery. 573 00:22:16,960 --> 00:22:18,628 Smart. That's really smart. 574 00:22:20,589 --> 00:22:21,840 Okay. 575 00:22:21,923 --> 00:22:23,258 Here we go. You ready? 576 00:22:23,342 --> 00:22:24,342 Yes. 577 00:22:28,889 --> 00:22:32,684 Shrek, "All Star," movie version. 578 00:22:48,241 --> 00:22:49,227 Wait. 579 00:22:49,242 --> 00:22:51,119 Did you take your clothes off under the robes? 580 00:22:51,203 --> 00:22:52,579 Yeah. 581 00:22:52,662 --> 00:22:54,623 I still have my underwear on, though. 582 00:22:55,874 --> 00:22:57,918 Now, I have to destroy the robes! 583 00:22:58,001 --> 00:23:01,088 I can't believe this happened again! 584 00:23:01,171 --> 00:23:02,839 Again. Again. And again. 585 00:23:02,923 --> 00:23:04,091 You just married the wrong person… 586 00:23:04,174 --> 00:23:05,467 Pause. Rewind it back. Rewind it back. 587 00:23:05,550 --> 00:23:07,177 - I wasn't ready for that part. - Okay, I hear you. 588 00:23:07,260 --> 00:23:08,205 'Cause you said start again 589 00:23:08,220 --> 00:23:09,206 - so quickly after. - I understand. 590 00:23:09,221 --> 00:23:10,389 - Do it again. - Again. 591 00:23:10,472 --> 00:23:13,225 - You… - Pause, pause, pause! 592 00:23:13,308 --> 00:23:15,102 - Not synced. - I think I literally just… 593 00:23:15,185 --> 00:23:17,229 You literally weren't though, girl. 594 00:23:17,312 --> 00:23:20,273 Okay, Elijah, we're really sorry, okay? 595 00:23:20,357 --> 00:23:22,109 We didn't realize you actually had a germ thing. 596 00:23:22,192 --> 00:23:23,693 We thought these were like sexy robes. 597 00:23:23,777 --> 00:23:25,237 Yeah, they seemed like sexy robes. 598 00:23:25,320 --> 00:23:27,197 Every girl thinks she's the only girl in the world 599 00:23:27,280 --> 00:23:28,907 who wants to fuck sweet Elijah. 600 00:23:28,990 --> 00:23:31,326 No one wants to be friends with sweet Elijah. 601 00:23:31,410 --> 00:23:32,786 We do! We promise that we do! 602 00:23:32,869 --> 00:23:36,039 Honestly, friends is better. Like, sex makes me tired sometimes. 603 00:23:36,123 --> 00:23:37,833 He doesn't wanna hear about your weird personal stuff. 604 00:23:37,916 --> 00:23:39,376 Elijah, we're so sorry. 605 00:23:39,459 --> 00:23:41,878 This, this, this is why I can't go downstairs 606 00:23:41,962 --> 00:23:44,172 at parties at my own fucking house! 607 00:23:44,256 --> 00:23:45,632 You just married the wrong person. 608 00:23:45,715 --> 00:23:47,008 Don't blink so much. They can see you tremble. 609 00:23:47,092 --> 00:23:48,927 - We want people to watch this. - You just married 610 00:23:49,010 --> 00:23:50,470 - the wrong person, that's all. - I don't wanna see you acting in this one. 611 00:23:50,554 --> 00:23:52,139 - Picture Meryl Streep. - You just married the wrong… 612 00:23:52,222 --> 00:23:53,682 - You love Dustin Hoffman. - You just married the wrong… 613 00:23:53,765 --> 00:23:54,933 - Don't look so sad. - It's me, it's my fault. 614 00:23:55,016 --> 00:23:56,351 - Faster! - You just married 615 00:23:56,435 --> 00:23:58,437 - the wrong person, that's all! - Slower, slower. 616 00:23:58,520 --> 00:24:00,397 Look, we misread the situation. 617 00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:02,232 - We had a little bit too much to drink. - Oh. 618 00:24:02,315 --> 00:24:04,025 Sorry, do you mind just turning it down? 619 00:24:04,109 --> 00:24:05,527 Volume up. 620 00:24:05,610 --> 00:24:09,698 Now this, this is stuck in my memory palace forever. 621 00:24:09,781 --> 00:24:11,324 When you put something in the palace, 622 00:24:11,408 --> 00:24:12,993 - you can't take it out! - Oh, my God. 623 00:24:13,076 --> 00:24:14,453 We wanna be in the palace. 624 00:24:14,536 --> 00:24:16,037 We'll go to another room. We'll go to the bathroom. 625 00:24:16,121 --> 00:24:17,706 We'll go to the fucking coat closet. 626 00:24:17,789 --> 00:24:20,792 - We're sorry. - I'm not just a fuck machine. Okay?! 627 00:24:20,876 --> 00:24:22,586 - What is it? - It's me, it's my fault. 628 00:24:22,669 --> 00:24:24,129 Oh, wait, we have a take. We have a take. 629 00:24:24,212 --> 00:24:25,255 - Really? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 630 00:24:25,338 --> 00:24:27,674 Quen, Landry is here. 631 00:24:27,757 --> 00:24:29,885 - You should just do one with him. - Yes! Fuck! 632 00:24:29,968 --> 00:24:32,846 Don't post this. I'm texting Landry. Delete that shit. 633 00:24:32,929 --> 00:24:34,431 I'll go grab some looks. 634 00:24:34,514 --> 00:24:36,808 - Tally, you wanna come with? - I gotta pee really badly. 635 00:24:36,892 --> 00:24:39,311 I'm about to piss my pants. I'm gonna go to the bathroom. 636 00:24:45,442 --> 00:24:47,694 What the fuck is this? 637 00:24:47,777 --> 00:24:49,988 This is my click farm. 638 00:24:50,989 --> 00:24:52,949 We're not paying some sketchy outfit in Vietnam. 639 00:24:53,033 --> 00:24:54,409 What's a click farm? 640 00:24:54,493 --> 00:24:55,869 Social media platforms, well, 641 00:24:55,952 --> 00:24:57,871 they can now detect if you use emulation software 642 00:24:57,954 --> 00:25:00,332 to manipulate engagement, so ultimately, 643 00:25:00,415 --> 00:25:01,875 just buying, like, cheaper used smartphones 644 00:25:01,958 --> 00:25:04,294 - is like a way easy way… - Aaron, shut the fuck up, leave. 645 00:25:16,264 --> 00:25:18,099 We have to go. We have to go. 646 00:25:19,559 --> 00:25:20,727 Go, go. 647 00:25:21,978 --> 00:25:23,104 Wait! 648 00:25:27,192 --> 00:25:29,110 You've got to push yourself to learn this stuff. 649 00:25:29,194 --> 00:25:33,490 Right. My thing is, I'm just a little more spontaneous. 650 00:25:33,573 --> 00:25:37,202 You know what I mean? Like, my fans love when I fuck up. 651 00:25:37,285 --> 00:25:39,454 It's like the video of you 652 00:25:39,538 --> 00:25:41,289 - chipping your tooth. - That wasn't a fuck-up. 653 00:25:41,373 --> 00:25:42,624 My dentist pre-chipped the tooth. 654 00:25:42,707 --> 00:25:45,252 - What? - Tallulah, listen to me. 655 00:25:45,335 --> 00:25:48,171 If you stop for a second, you will fucking disappear. 656 00:25:49,172 --> 00:25:50,840 Who else cares about your career? 657 00:25:50,924 --> 00:25:53,885 Your happiness, is anyone paying attention to that? 658 00:25:56,304 --> 00:25:57,889 Honestly, yeah. 659 00:25:57,973 --> 00:25:59,599 Someone is. 660 00:26:03,144 --> 00:26:05,105 Oh, my God… oh! What? 661 00:26:06,398 --> 00:26:08,567 - We need to leave this party. - Yeah. 662 00:26:08,650 --> 00:26:11,695 There you bitches are. Where were you guys? 663 00:26:11,778 --> 00:26:13,697 - Upstairs. - Upstairs? 664 00:26:13,780 --> 00:26:15,490 But that's where the Diddy stuff happened. 665 00:26:15,574 --> 00:26:17,576 Fucking God, how come there are no shoe places 666 00:26:17,659 --> 00:26:20,203 open on DoorDash right now? This is a fucking nightmare. 667 00:26:20,287 --> 00:26:21,746 Sorry. Excuse me. Sorry. 668 00:26:21,830 --> 00:26:23,331 I love your dress. 669 00:26:23,415 --> 00:26:25,834 - Maia! - Oh, my God. 670 00:26:25,917 --> 00:26:28,253 - That was crazy. I missed you. - I love you. 671 00:26:28,336 --> 00:26:31,298 I love you, too. Also, there's a chance I got in a Quen TikTok. 672 00:26:31,381 --> 00:26:32,924 Girl, get in the fucking car. 673 00:26:33,008 --> 00:26:35,552 I'm trying! I'm wearing Chloes! 674 00:26:35,635 --> 00:26:38,346 Oh, my God, Elijah Wood could have killed us. 675 00:26:38,430 --> 00:26:39,973 - What? - Guys, any man 676 00:26:40,056 --> 00:26:42,559 could kill you at any moment. I could kill you right now. 677 00:26:42,642 --> 00:26:43,893 Shut up. 678 00:26:48,064 --> 00:26:49,608 Do you mind stopping laughing like that?